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An all Australian Joint Operations clan. We're always ready for a challenge - come check us out!News -- Posted by Lilired on Friday, September 15 2006
In light of the fact that there is little to no JO news to report, I thought I'd share some other news:
*The Sydney Swans are set to win another grand final: AFL publically thank Lil
*ABC staff are set to strike: Government labels Mr. Med a "left-wing rat bag"
*ACCC starts court action against Alinta: Archer asks "what's the fishing like?"
*DJ Shadow defends his new sound: sounds out of Snappy's bum do not withstand trial
*'Phoney agent' in Brangelina plot: Swabio Revealed
*HSC student "cheats": KaMIKaZE left questioning the relevance of JO hacks
*All Quiet on The Western Front: Spall may have changed his name, but we still can't hear him
*Sex offender witch seeks freedom: Kaj asks for phone number
*Worrying signs for opals: Minator out due to injury
*Taunting conwoman guilty: MoonUnit admits sex change
*Playmate wants death probed: NakedGun wants to probe playmate
*Bionic woman's new arm: Snake admits it has improved JO performance
*Master's comeback ton: Sweaty swears vengeance
*The flaw with Duckworth-Lewis: Is not Ducky
*Bully with boning knife drank 72 beer: OZSlayer "wasn't even drunk"
*Princess Mary to visit Prague on her own: Shevermin offers to show her family jewels
Ok I'm bored now. :)
The Finals Have Ended -- Posted by Lilired on Sunday, July 30 2006
Nay! Hiss! Alas, it is true. After defeating AN in the first round of the finals 7-3, AE hollered, espanol ghetto style, with their hands on their hips and their fingers-a-pointing, "YOU DON'T KNOW ME!" and served us with a taste of our own bitter-bitter, acrid, pungent medicine! They beat us 7-3. 
After losing B on the first map, we shot in to C with a collective "all or nothing" battle-cry in our black little hearts (hey, it is a game where we kill simulated people for fun.) We took C, AE took it back, we took C again, AE took it back, we took B, AE took it back, we took C again, and with under a minute to go, AE took it back. All in all, it was a tremendously enmasculating experience, and I suspect we will all need some intensive therapy to reconnect with our "inner-man" (upon which Vanguard places so much importance 
).
Cheers to "the Kaj" for showing up to one final, even though it's public knowledge that he thinks he's better than everyone, and in the glorious history of pikers before him (Upright Man, Ducky 1, Jimmy v.exe et al) "no longer finds the game challenging." Just messin' with ya Kaj-Man, you know I love your goat-shaggin' arse (pronounced "ass" for effect.)
Cheers to Maka for organising the tourney, and Archer and Mr. Med for all the menial crap they had to do.
Goodluck to AE and ASO in the final, but AE moreso. 
NINJA OUT!
Round 7 OGN Tournament - AUS vs. |W| -- Posted by Archer on Wednesday, July 5 2006
AUS were victorious - yeeha! We played as JO on the first map, and after a few thwarted attempts at taking B, we re-devised our attack strategy. The new strategy proved effective and we took B, and rolled on to take C and D as well.
On the second map, for which we were the rebels, we defended B with a vengeance (dunno, just go with it.)
Final Score: *AUS* 8 bases, |W| 2 bases.
Here are some special AS Dafur awards (given out now because we never have to play it again... yeeha!):
Most Effective Direction of Homicidal Urges onto Parachuters: Mr. Med
Most Annoying Player (to the opposition): KaMIKaZE (and he wasn't even sniping... imagine how much more annoying he COULD be!)
Most Vocally Rambunctious Player: Swabio ("to the right, no the left, no you're other left Kami, you f#$king ksjfe93242349" et cetera.)
Best Backseat Driver: Swabio :D
Best Team Killer: lilired (anti-tank mines confuse me)
Worst Prac Attendant:Archer (gets us all there, and then just sods off... :P)
Ok I'm bored now. Well done to all the boys and girls and a final YEEHA because we never have to play that stupid map again. YEEHA!